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Peas? No Peas…

Last Christmas, I made my feelings on peas very clear. Mum poured them onto my plate, as she does every year. I then picked up the plate, looked her dead in the eye, tossed the contents out of the window and said, in my most serious tone: “Peas was never an option.” It’s one of …

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A New Alternator…

Out of all of Biz-Ney’s classics, The Ryan King has to be my favourite, even though it has the saddest moment: where Ryan’s dad (who is also called Ryan) saves him from the stampede of Boxing Day shoppers, but gets caught up in the crowd and carried off to the kitchenware department where the heightened …

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Time to Sojourn

Alright, so I just beat the world planking record. Easily.  Saw that the current planking record was something like just over ten hours, and that sounded like a decent enough way to kill time. Seventeen hours later, I finally just got bored and stopped. Don’t really see what the challenge is, but then I’m not…I …

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