Cars

Gamer Fellow

I’ve sold plenty of cars before, but I’ve never heard of a certificate for them. My new girlfriend reckons I’m being dodgy, selling cars without them. But like, this is the real world, not primary school! What does the car need some stupid participation award for anyway? “Charlotte pays great attention in class and is …

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Peas? No Peas…

Last Christmas, I made my feelings on peas very clear. Mum poured them onto my plate, as she does every year. I then picked up the plate, looked her dead in the eye, tossed the contents out of the window and said, in my most serious tone: “Peas was never an option.” It’s one of …

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A New Alternator…

Out of all of Biz-Ney’s classics, The Ryan King has to be my favourite, even though it has the saddest moment: where Ryan’s dad (who is also called Ryan) saves him from the stampede of Boxing Day shoppers, but gets caught up in the crowd and carried off to the kitchenware department where the heightened …

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Time to Sojourn

Alright, so I just beat the world planking record. Easily.  Saw that the current planking record was something like just over ten hours, and that sounded like a decent enough way to kill time. Seventeen hours later, I finally just got bored and stopped. Don’t really see what the challenge is, but then I’m not…I …

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The Fur Flies

So, this weekend we may have dodged a bullet. Our lemurs are very friendly, of course; we wouldn’t have an open section of the sanctuary if they were known for aggression. Vigorous as they can be with the furniture and the wires, this species is quite curious and gentle when it comes to humans. But …

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