More Enlightened Roads

Sometimes I look at the road systems of this modern human society and I’m halfway between impressed and wondering how anyone is still alive. Ground-based transport was done away with long ago where I’m from, because of the potential for accidents. The only people walking around on the ground were the unwashed masses who did…well, …

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Also an Eco Warrior

As much as I know I’m pretty awesome, I’d be lying if I said I wasn’t impressed by my classmates. Master Tiger Sun is exclusive with who he chooses to train, and now that everyone has properly connected with their spirit animal, I can see why. There’s me using my centipede to shake the ground, …

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My Former Friend

You know, sometimes it takes a meeting with an old friend to truly figure out why you’re not friends with that person anymore. I hadn’t seen my old friend Justine since high school; we did all the same subjects, same exams, said we’d be friends forever, then went to different universities and never saw each …

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She’s a Spy, Aye

I cannot believe it. I cannae believe it. What I mean is that I can’t believe that Shaun was secretly Scottish this entire time. She’s been living in Realsville for ten years, faking an Australian accent, and only recently was it revealed that she’s an envoy of Scotland, send to study these Australian people by …

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The Insole Queen

Annie is the worst. She’s the worst, hands down, a perfect ten in the worst event. She even managed to get a perfect ten from that one judge who never gives a ten, in anything, because that’s just how much of the worst she is. You know that one person in primary school who came …

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The Right Consistency

So, you’ve styled yourself from the band of your ten gallon hat to the refitted soles of your 1960s cowboy boots. But what good is all that if your surroundings are completely out of whack with your carefully curated aesthetic? I mean, it’s all well and good if anachronism is your game. Some people get …

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A New Alternator…

Out of all of Biz-Ney’s classics, The Ryan King has to be my favourite, even though it has the saddest moment: where Ryan’s dad (who is also called Ryan) saves him from the stampede of Boxing Day shoppers, but gets caught up in the crowd and carried off to the kitchenware department where the heightened …

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Salad Days Again

Time flies when you’re having fun, as opposed to when you’re exercising, when time extends to such a degree that you’d think the entropy had accelerated and the universe was collapsing into heat death and time had become a random concept. So yeah, I don’t like exercising. But while I hate it intensely, I know …

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