New Work Toilets

I work in hospitality in a really run down building in Melbourne’s west. We’ve been told numerous times by the council to fix issues with the building, including tripping hazards and the state of our bathrooms. I’m not shocked by this in the slightest but apparently our bathrooms are both dangerous and unhygienic, to the …

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Tour Day Five

Alright, day five of Airy the Air Conditioner’s book tour. Here we go. I’m feeling a bit better than I did last night. The negativity from yesterday got me down, but after a good night’s sleep, I think I’m ready for whatever this day can throw at me. Like it or not, I’m a role …

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Car Breakdown

Yesterday, I had the most important business meeting of my life, and would you believe, I almost didn’t make it. I had this coffee booked in for almost a month, and it was with the Managing Director of one of the biggest accountancy firms in Hobart. However, instead of arriving forty-five minutes early like I …

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Cold, Leaky Shower

I haven’t had a decent shower in almost two weeks. My shower issues started last Monday when I went to have my morning shower before work and there was no hot water. I tried for about ten minutes to get my shower to work before I gave up and had to get into my work …

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DIY Debacle

I’m daunted by the DIY project I need to have completed in the next couple of weeks. My girlfriend just got a dog and wants me to build her a dog kennel. She thinks this is no problem and an easy job for me, because I may have told her when we first met that …

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Hybrid Mutant Flowers

I can not believe what I am seeing. All across the city of Melbourne, thousands of flowers are rising up and attacking human civilisation. I wish that we could show you live footage of these events, but unfortunately, we made some poor decisions that led to us delivering Channel 17 news only by this blog. …

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Dinner Party Ruse

Let me set the scene for you, its New Years Eve and I’m having my friends and their partners over for a dinner party. My friends and I are all in our early thirties now, so our years of party hopping are behind us. We used to manage to get ourselves invited to multiple parties …

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Tradie Ute Goals

I just bought a new ute, a real standard cheap one. I decided on a cheap ute for two reasons; firstly I’m low on funds seeing as I’m a third year carpenter, and secondly I am really into creating things from scratch.  My new project is going to be to deck out my car. I’m …

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