My expertise lies in the realm of windows—an unconventional profession that I wholeheartedly embrace. When prompted about my occupation, I confidently declare, “I build windows.” It’s an uncommon niche, yet it proves both financially rewarding and immensely enjoyable. My journey into the world of window craftsmanship was serendipitous. During a high school excursion to rural …
Things are always changing around here, at the Melbourne base of the Elders of the Internet. Our main group still lives in London, protecting the box that controls the internet, but a few of us had the compulsion to come to Australia. As our the first rule of our order is living a life in …
I’m really glad I can do my printing in privacy now because it was getting pretty stressful. The things I get printed off at work are quite sensitive, and I’d get in a lot of trouble if I was seen using the company printing funds for personal purposes. But now that all of the windows …
I think it’s time I upgraded my lair. You can only survive as an evil scientist in a treehouse for so long before the other supervillains start laughing at you. I had to politely decline my invitation to Villain Con, stating that I was busy “tending to my vast army of venomous cats”, which was …
You know, sometimes it takes a meeting with an old friend to truly figure out why you’re not friends with that person anymore. I hadn’t seen my old friend Justine since high school; we did all the same subjects, same exams, said we’d be friends forever, then went to different universities and never saw each …
I cannot believe it. I cannae believe it. What I mean is that I can’t believe that Shaun was secretly Scottish this entire time. She’s been living in Realsville for ten years, faking an Australian accent, and only recently was it revealed that she’s an envoy of Scotland, send to study these Australian people by …
