Urgent Car Repairs

You wouldn’t believe how much of a mess I’ve gotten myself into. Last week I rented a convertible to pick up a girl on our first date. I had accidentally let a little white-lie slip that I owned a convertible when I was chatting with her online, and I didn’t think of it again until …

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Fishing with Grandfather

My grandfather recently passed away, which has been devastating for my family. I’d say it’s devastating for me especially, but I guess I don’t know how everyone’s feeling deep down so I probably can’t say that I’ve been the hardest hit. I just miss him so much already.  My grandfather and I spent a lot …

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New Work Toilets

I work in hospitality in a really run down building in Melbourne’s west. We’ve been told numerous times by the council to fix issues with the building, including tripping hazards and the state of our bathrooms. I’m not shocked by this in the slightest but apparently our bathrooms are both dangerous and unhygienic, to the …

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Tour Day Five

Alright, day five of Airy the Air Conditioner’s book tour. Here we go. I’m feeling a bit better than I did last night. The negativity from yesterday got me down, but after a good night’s sleep, I think I’m ready for whatever this day can throw at me. Like it or not, I’m a role …

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Car Breakdown

Yesterday, I had the most important business meeting of my life, and would you believe, I almost didn’t make it. I had this coffee booked in for almost a month, and it was with the Managing Director of one of the biggest accountancy firms in Hobart. However, instead of arriving forty-five minutes early like I …

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Cold, Leaky Shower

I haven’t had a decent shower in almost two weeks. My shower issues started last Monday when I went to have my morning shower before work and there was no hot water. I tried for about ten minutes to get my shower to work before I gave up and had to get into my work …

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DIY Debacle

I’m daunted by the DIY project I need to have completed in the next couple of weeks. My girlfriend just got a dog and wants me to build her a dog kennel. She thinks this is no problem and an easy job for me, because I may have told her when we first met that …

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Hybrid Mutant Flowers

I can not believe what I am seeing. All across the city of Melbourne, thousands of flowers are rising up and attacking human civilisation. I wish that we could show you live footage of these events, but unfortunately, we made some poor decisions that led to us delivering Channel 17 news only by this blog. …

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