Buying a house has never really interested me. It’s just not on my radar. Buying a castle, on the other hand – now, that gets me excited. Think of the possibilities! From masquerade balls and jousting tournaments to pulling out the trebuchet on special occasions, a castle offers endless opportunities for establishing one’s rule. I …
I love me some gardens, see! I got myself a little planter box at home, right outside on the balcony. There’s barely enough time to turn around on that thing, but I got my planter box hanging over the edge. It’s on display, so you bet that after a long day of hunting for the …
Buying a home? Welcome to the wonderful world of decisions. The stakes are high, and you’d better make the best choices or be condemned to a lifetime of regret… right? Well, no. It’s not quite as important as all that. You still want to make a solid investment, though, at least in terms of your …
Sometimes I look at the road systems of this modern human society and I’m halfway between impressed and wondering how anyone is still alive. Ground-based transport was done away with long ago where I’m from, because of the potential for accidents. The only people walking around on the ground were the unwashed masses who did…well, …
As much as I know I’m pretty awesome, I’d be lying if I said I wasn’t impressed by my classmates. Master Tiger Sun is exclusive with who he chooses to train, and now that everyone has properly connected with their spirit animal, I can see why. There’s me using my centipede to shake the ground, …
You know, sometimes it takes a meeting with an old friend to truly figure out why you’re not friends with that person anymore. I hadn’t seen my old friend Justine since high school; we did all the same subjects, same exams, said we’d be friends forever, then went to different universities and never saw each …
I do love a good motivational film on a Tuesday afternoon. I love them almost as much as I love working a job where I can watch movies on my phone under the desk, and no one cares. Tuesday is my dedicated motivational movie day, and one day, I hope that one of them will …
I cannot believe it. I cannae believe it. What I mean is that I can’t believe that Shaun was secretly Scottish this entire time. She’s been living in Realsville for ten years, faking an Australian accent, and only recently was it revealed that she’s an envoy of Scotland, send to study these Australian people by …
Annie is the worst. She’s the worst, hands down, a perfect ten in the worst event. She even managed to get a perfect ten from that one judge who never gives a ten, in anything, because that’s just how much of the worst she is. You know that one person in primary school who came …
So, you’ve styled yourself from the band of your ten gallon hat to the refitted soles of your 1960s cowboy boots. But what good is all that if your surroundings are completely out of whack with your carefully curated aesthetic? I mean, it’s all well and good if anachronism is your game. Some people get …
